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Why CJ SUCKS

CJ IS OUR ONLY CLIENT AND WE HATE HIM!!!!

MISSION STATEMENT

Why we exist

we want to make cj CRY and show how much geometry dash SUCKS

SERVICES

What we offer

Crack

CJ we know what you did

And dont get me started on your rivals hacks

you use the,

Ur not even good at geometry dash btw

forest temple is your hardest SON

We gon kill u cj

Calculus Chan gonna do the honors

CLIENT FEEDBACK

What people are saying

"Fuck you cj." — a roommate, name withheld
"Why is there a tor client on ur computer" — the FBI
"TS is sooo overated" — James Talarico
"We should make this a game site" — Gamer